Call It United States of Thyolo and Mulanje

As Ndata declared Capital City

By: Chikondi Magalasi

In what can only be called a catastrophic loss to Malawi as a nation, Thyolo and Mulanje have finally separated from the nation of Malawi, according to PLO Leader Vincent Wandale.

Wandale: Declares Thyolo and Mulanje as a State
Wandale: Declares Thyolo and Mulanje as Sovereign

Responding to a press release from the Ministry of Information and Civic Education last week, Peoples Land Organisation leader, Vincent Wandale, has finally declared both districts are now a separate nation.

He claims that what Patricia Kaliati and the rest of the staff at the Ministry of Information have reported is only designed to confuse the matter, as they are aware of the situation.

“What the Ministry said is only to compromise the matter, they know that the solution for this matter is a referendum,” said Wandale.

Wandale further confirmed to The Malawi Star that the  United States of Thyolo and Mulanje has already formed its own constitution which is now available.

He said their constitution is completely different from that of the Nation of Malawi, and that  it states that the leader of the newly formed country will be chosen through the Supreme Council, hence he denied being referred to as President of the new nation.

“We have a Constitution which is different from others and you can send me your email address so that I can forward it to you,” challenged Wandale.

The PLO torch bearer insisted and challenged that their Country is the richest in the whole continent of Africa, as it generates approximately the same revenue in one month as the rest of Malawi does in an entire year.

“When we say Malawi then is Thyolo and Mulanje where there are tea Estates. We can say that we are the only richest Country as we make about US$4 billion per month which is a total budget of Malawi,” explained Wandale.

He added that very shortly criminal cases will commence against the tea estate owners in order to find out how they acquired the land which they are now using to grow their tea.

“Yes very shortly we will meet to choose our Chief Justice who will preside over the charges which will be levelled against these thieves, ” added Wandale.

Stay with The Malawi Star as we continue to report on this developing story.

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390 Comments on Call It United States of Thyolo and Mulanje

  1. Zingatheke bwanji pamene ife eni ake a ku MULANJE sitikuzizwa zimenezo? Akufuna kutchuka uyu. Ndie wasankha njira yolakwikatu, osangoyamba upulofeti bwanji? Mumuuze tisazakumane ndithu, ndizamunyenya_nyenya ndipo ndimucheka_cheka.

  2. Koma alipo wina wamkulu kwambiri akuwapatsamphamvu anthuwa ndiye tell him kuti zosatheka pamafunika zambiri kuti dziko lioneke ngati dziko so inu mulinchani inu south sudan ija inali ndi zoziyeneraza koma kulimigodi ndi zutsime zamafuta zambiri tsono inu mudyadira teayo komaaa zomba mental kozekani kulandira amisala ambiri manga maroom ena mwansanga pliz klkkkkkk zomvetsa chisoni ndithu

  3. Tsono nawo atola nkhani kumachedwa nkumafunsa anthuwa mafunso mmalo mowathandiza transport yowatengera ku Zomba Mental. aMalawi tidzikondana mwamva. Wina akadwala tidzitha kumuthandiza

  4. Kkkkkk Guys muonesese nkhope yavincent wandaleyi akuoneka kuti ali mmavuto oopsa ndipo akugona osadya chonde guys tiyeni tinthandize munthuyi apeze chochita kaya vep yaulonda mulembeni..kkkkk nkhani zinazi angofuna atchukilepo

  5. Zotumidwa izi kodi poti ndi mlomwe sazengedwa mlandu wa trison? Mwangoti zii bwanji mukufuna uyu amere mapiko tikuona? Zandinyansa timaboma tiwiri tatin’gono nkupanga dziko? Chamba ife ayi. Moti atsogoleri amene mukulamulira Malawi kuchokera mu timaboma tiwiriti mwangoti chete? Hee zilipo dziko laguluka mano ili ifenso tifuna state yathu pa mtundu wathu koma musatimange poti ndi mmene zikukhalira.

  6. Mukupanga nsanje kuti ife a ku mulanje ndi thyolo tikhale akunja???? Mbatata,chinangwa,mizimbe ndi zambili zochokela ku mulanje zikamapita ku bt muzikhoma nsonkho waukulu kkkkkkkkkk talemela,,,,ana anu akakhonza bwino muziwatumiza kunja ku ndata ku thyolo ku must

  7. Mukupanga nsanje kuti ife a ku mulanje ndi thyolo tikhale akunja???? Mbatata,chinangwa,mizimbe ndi zambili zochokela ku mulanje zikamapita ku bt muzikhoma nsonkho waukulu kkkkkkkkkk talemela,,,,ana anu akakhonza bwino muziwatumiza kunja ku ndata ku thyolo ku must

  8. vuto losuta chamba ndi njere zomwe ndilimeneri. akuluwa mutu wawo sukugwira or atanena lero kuti kuchitike referendum ku thyolo ndi kumulanje ndizokaikitsa ngati anthu angagwilizane nawo maganizo ankuluyu.

  9. what a move keep it up….mulibooh man,mukafuna army comandr am here..amene sakufuna asiye…wakwiyananzo ndi fiti,,if u need money support let mi know,i will c what to do…tiye nawoni ameneo……

  10. kodi wandaleyi amasuta chamba chake chiti chifukwa chamba chomwe ndikuchidziwa sichingafike point imeneyi. mmene akuonekeramunso ndi kape weniweni. nanga kodi akuzivitranji apa kufuna kuzunzitsa anthu otsala.

  11. komatu kwamunthu amene amatsatila mau a Mulungu sakuonalo chachilendo,coz mau a Mulungu amatiuza zazizindikiro za masiku otsiliza kuti mtundu ndi tundu adzaukilana izi zikusonyeza kuti nthawi ija yafika ndithu popeza zambili zachitika ndithu.

  12. Nzabwino tikamamunyoza Wandale yu kuti ndiwachamba koma tidziwe kuti wamisala anaona nkhondo, komanso chikumulimbitsa mtima Wandale yu kuima poyera nkuliuza dziko la Malawi za newly formed states of Thyolo and Mulanje nchani? Eeeee kalipo timva, zangoyamba apa.

  13. Am also going to announce Blantyre as an independent state wth effect from 1 May 2016. United States of Thyolo and Mulanje woooyeeee! President Wandale woooyeee!! Am going to be the minister of finance of this new state

  14. Just believe in God izi ndi zizindikiro how comes ma boma awiri akakhale dziko,anthu aku mulanje ndi thyolo ganizani bwino mavuto mukuwayambawo ngati simuzitenga bwino mumenyanako chonde gwilisitsani yesu maganizo opusawa asapitilire satana achite manyazi…….#wandale sali okha Malawi star tifufuzireni tiwaziwe anthu amenewa

  15. Tiziti akufuna ayione Tata?Malawi Watani ukufuna uwuze dziko kuti chani kwenikweni? Nanga za bushiri zokhudzana kuti nayeso atenge chilumba linkhale dela lake! Malawi ndichani kwenikweni?

  16. Just now i will declare Chiradzulu as an independent state with Nguludi as its capital city & Ndunde ( P.I.M) as Commercial city. Nanga zatsala pati? Munthuyu watha nzeru malo olimadi avuta he just need attention from the decission makers which i blv will keep on falling in deaf ears

  17. ndikuti mlomwe ndi ofoira amachenjera mopusa teleku ati wamaliza nzeru zonse pamenepa kkkkkk atantha kudya makata anthochi nkhope inauma kale chifukwa cha mapeyala,kalingonda,madeya ndi napwiri

  18. ZESCO UNITED THROUGH TO GROUP STAGE FOR SECONDTIME AS BIRTHDAY BOY SCORES

    Zesco United have advanced to the Group Stage of the CAF Champions League for the second time in the clubs history after they beat Malian side Stade Malien 2-1 in Ndola at the Levy Mwanawasa Stadium.

    Zesco United were coming into this game with a 3-1 lead and their fans were confident of a win.

    Birthday Boy Jesse Were scored early on within 5 minutes to give Zesco United a 1-0 lead on the day and 4-1 on aggregate.

    Zesco then had a number of misses with Jesse Were missing a number of chances in a half that also saw John Chingandu being withdrawn for Mwape Mwelwa as Zesco entered halftime leading 1-0.

    In the second half Stade Malien began piling pressure and equalized in the 55th minute through Samake Issaka after pouncing on a weak clearance and his shot from outside the box left Jacob Banda with no chance.

    Zesco United would then have some nervous moments a freekick by Diallo Moussakoye was saved by Jacob Banda.

    Zesco then had a chance which was missed by Clatous Chama in the 78th minute when he shot wide after being put through but Vetran Maybin Mwaba who had come on as a substitute scored a well taken goal in the 80th minute shooting into the top corner after being put through by Idriss Mbombo as Zesco United fans celebrated and keeper Jacob Banda began his usual crowd entertainment which got fans on their feet.

    Stade Malien Goalscorer Samake Issaka was then sent off for an altercation with Mwape Mwelwa late into the match as Zesco held on for a 2-1 win on the day and 5-2 on aggregate to Qualify to the CAF Champions League group stage for the second time and now take their unbeaten run at home in CAF Competition to 21 games.

  19. Akuluakulu chonde musatukwane mdziko simumalephela zitsilu zisiyeni zigawanikane. Kodi ndata ija sili komko? eeee mizimu ya madala Bingu yakwiya akukhumba atalamulanso dzikolo kkkk muziona mwakula mwatha kkkkk

  20. The fact that the president is a lomwe by tribe should not make other lomwes to misbehave.Thyolo and Mulanje can’t be a nation of their own.They don’t have the resources.Let us not abuse the freedon of expression and association that we’ve in the country.

  21. Wandale akufuna iyeu mumusankhe u president kumeneko musova azathu ndinu anzeru kwambiri taona chifukwa chomwe mumkafunira stadium kuti ikakhare ku thyolo ndiku capital kwanu eti auzeni ma China akumangilani ina savuta awa apatseni tea basi kkkkkkk

  22. Wandale ,nkhumba Yeni Yeni, Wolephela Boma Sagawana Ngati Kutha Kwa Banja ,ife Alomwe Takana, Anthu Atsankho Ngati Awa Ofunika Kuchenjera Nawo Amapanga Ndale N’cholinga Kuziunjikira Chuma, Ameneyu Amangidwe Ndithu.

  23. mwaonatu akadakhala ACHEWA nkhani idakakula mpaka ena kumangidwapo koma pakuti ndi mtundu wanu kuli zii osalalata muja mupangilamu anthu odzikonda inu atapanga tione kunonso Achewa tipanga zathu nonse musamuka olamulira mukakhala kummwera konko boma lakuba ili , kodi bwanji nduna ya Agri.. kumangokhala osalankhulapo ma Burundi ayamba kugula soya k100 per kg is that fair? muli ndwii mtedza akugula mokuba kwambiri inuyo amene muwerenge mutule nkhawa zamunthu wakumudzi kwa amene akukhudzidwa anthu aMalawi adakula mopusa ndiye inu aboma tamapangani zochangamutsa ife mbuzi za anthu sugar ndi k700 per kg ndiye soya agulidwe k100?

  24. but why is this news only online and newspapers but not on radio? awaletsa? But then why are those mouths ….the official ones that are so quick to demonise any 1 so silent on this homosapien? Nzapantundu? Mavoti 2019? Akanakhala mchewa sibwezi mukuti akugwiritsidwa ntchito ndi andale olephera kunena awo. koma poti mwanayu waBiBa munyumba musovaaaa. whether TO goes or stays nilibe nazo ma problems kkkkk

  25. Chikhala kuti Ngwira wa PP wapanga zimenezi bwenzi mutayatsa zimbaura Northern region yonse,
    Koma mwangotidziiii mugwirizana ñazo kodi? Chete Chete tsautsa nyama koma suyoo! nkhani yuwoneka yochepa kwainu koma ifeyo dzutiyabwatu

  26. Whether its Indian hemp, industrial hemp or having alot of free tea from the estates, really its none of most of us’s business. The bottom line remains this dude is as free as anyone of us to express his views

  27. in what can be called insanity…wake up malawi lets solve the already existing havoc of ours and discuss real matters.think like a man and stop talking that nosense.U just want to starve to death the innocent malawians there they did nothing wrong only their ignolance is what is making them believe your shit..dont take advantage on their luck of knowledge please

  28. Kodi osamumanga Wandaleyo bwanji, muli phwiii kusekelera. This is unconstitional and treason. Koma akananena kabwila or kamlepo, the whole police from the Central or southern region ikanapita kukawamanga. Eish, Malawi ndiyomvetsa chisoni. What if someone in mabulabo where there is to be kanyika mine also declares that part independent, mungomuyanga’ana?

  29. a certain big fish is behind this movement and probably very soon we are going to know him,there is no secret under the sun……..amalawi dyera lidzatipha heavy…..basi kuzipopa konseku ka tea……to probe more u will find out for that industry to be successful will due to a great contribution from the rest of the nation through tax collected by the government……don’t be greedy and think properly as human beings.

  30. United States? What is a State? Kkkkkkkkk ,just having a Mountain, Bananas and Tea you want to have your own president,hospitals? Am comfused coz the big man himself is coming from one of these Districts ,wht cant He talk to his Maphwiya s and Kwenzi kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • You see##Comfort,Mulanje and Thyolo are the best districts in Mw,we have got fetile soil that we can caltivate whatever crop.That land covered by tea is not benefiting us.We have got a beautiful mountain which attracts many tourists that benefiting the country not us.We have got big rivers with clean waters that are benefiting only the foreign tea growers not us.If the plan materialise we will our own mines,Mulunje and Thyolo will be very rich.

  31. I Thinkh It Must Be Called United Estates Not State. Pepani Olembanu Muziyamba Mwaganiza Polemba Zinthu. Ndi Misala Ndithu Yeniyeni Kunena Kuti Mulanje And Thyolo Is United States Anthu Akhoza Kukupititsani Ku Zomba Ku Mental .

  32. pa malawi media station mwachuluka eti? mwayamba kupanga report zopanda pake, next time mukapita kumental client nkukuuzani kuti walanda boka, u will definetely publish that, just copy za ma station ena ngati nkhani zasowa kwambiri

  33. Then Peter Munthalika’s presidency is invalid cause his territory isn’t part of Malawi which he is governing………………………!!!!!! He has to resign PETER & concentrate on his United States of so…so…..so………so!!!!!!!

  34. niopusa kwabasi ameneyu mumuuziletu zachibwana ife ayi sitikufuna
    .mumuuzitse ameneyo kuti asiiletu zupusa zakezo.

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